I like Dr. Pepper, but not their website

[pyesetz]

The Chinese Democracy album from Guns 'N' Roses is like the Duke Nukem Forever game: it's been vaporware for so long that the release date is a joke synonymous with "when Hell freezes over/pigs fly".  In March, Dr. Pepper said they'd give out free soda-pop to everyone in America if Axl Rose finished the thing this year.  Well, it went on sale today, so Dr. Pepper has a website where you can sign up for your free drink.

I will not sign up.  The website has three strikes against it:
1) They say they're offering the free product to "every American" (that's me), but actually it's for US addresses only (not me).  I suppose this is reasonable by American standards of isolationism, but I would have to have the coupon sent to my brother-in-law's house.
2) and 3) By signing up you agree to their Privacy Policy and their Terms of Use, but both of the referenced documents give 404 errors.  I do not agree to terms that will be selected later!

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[pyesetz]

Yes, I purchased cane-sugar-only Coke in Toronto last spring.  It is available only during the month before Passover (during which observant Jews of Eastern European origin do not eat corn-based products, despite the official pronouncement from the rabbis that this prohibition is "stupid").  So the next opportunity for purchase will be in March.  2-litre bottles only, with an unusual cap colour (yellow, I think).

I have never tried absinthe.  The US now allows sale of absinthe as long it contains only negligible amounts of thujone, where "negligible" is defined as 10mg/kg.  Ontario allows only 1mg/kg, which then is beyond "negligible" and into the "infinitesimal" range.  The Hill's website doesn't mention the word "thujone".  Is there any detectable psychoactivity in Hill's?