Go ahead! Flag it! I dare ya! If I get banned, I'll just move to GreatestJournal. You can't build a wall around free software! (Thank you
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| Explicit Adult Content: | If you are a female furry, there is a greater than average chance that your body has PolyCystic Ovary Syndrome. This syndrome causes insulin resistance (which makes you fat). It also increases androgen levels, causing masculinization of the brain (e.g., an interest in games like D&D). Worst of all, your ovaries have difficulty releasing eggs. In order to make a baby, you might need to take noxious drugs like Clomid and have your boyfriend copulate with you on a strict schedule dictated by your doctor. And if you want to know more about my sex life, just ask. |  |
| Offensive Content | Fundagelical Christians are worshipping Satan, whom they call "Jesus". |  |
| Hate Speech | Everyone who voted for GW Bush in 2004 is an enemy of the free world. On an unrelated note, Death to Infidels! |  |
| Illegal Activity | I would like to buy a lockpick, which is illegal in Canada. Will anyone sell me one? Also, I'd like some instruction on how to use them. |  |
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Date: 2007-12-04 08:24 am (UTC)This line has been selected as "priceless" and "one of the most motivational quotes I've ever read" by user risasperson at StreetProphets.com. (Risa was a dog, recently deceased.)
if you're feeling even a little uneasy, then you ought to be commended. Good dog! *pat pat*
There doesn't seem to be any real downside to making posts like this one. The worst that can happen is that I get banned. So fucking what, it's just a website! If they ban me, a paid-account holder, for posting something in my own journal that obviously falls under the US parody/satire exemption, then LJ will have taken an extreme turn towards authoritarianism and the furries will soon be leaving en masse, so there would have been no reason for me to stay anyway.
Someday, for some reason, LJ will no longer meet the needs of the furry fandom and we will have to move elsewhere. Some furs still long for the days of USENET, and surely some in the post-LJ world will long for what we still have today, but life will go on and we will roll with the punches.