I'm quoted on SomethingAwful.com!
Sep. 2nd, 2004 10:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pyesetzThere's a thread
on SomethingAwful.com where they make fun of furries who have
offspring. Many of their posts quote from my Sozont story.
I'd like to reply to them, but I refuse to pay $9.95 for the right to
post at their website, so I'll just put the comments here.
> [A quoted paragraph from my![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
furryparents post]
WTF?
Seriously. WTF? [A quoted sentence from episode
#1]
Please try harder, aliensex. I understand that this story doesn't match your cardboard-cutout mental picture of Furries, but if you ever intend to get anywhere in your life, you need to try harder to understand how your fellow humans think--yes, even the Furry ones.
> [Same post quote] Fun for the whole family.
Well, no, Shii. Sozont is rated NC-17. We're talking about "furry parents" here, not "furry families". But your confusion is understandable, since it seems your mental age is still at the level of "dead baby" jokes and you cannot wrap your head around the idea of ever becoming a parent yourself.
> [The story has other objectionable elements as well: M/M, M/F...] If you look away from the fact that it's a furry story we're talking about here: When did old fasioned male/female sex become objectionable? Or am I just misinterpreting the acronyms here?
In this case, ymgve, you can't look away from the fact that it's furry. Many furs are gay and might object to a story about straight furs.
> The acronyms are advertisements more than they are warnings.
Correct, IMJack! While some would object to M/F, furry parents would be expected to like that sort of thing.
> According to this guy, lesbian sex is the only non-obectionable form of sex.
No, it's just the only kind of sex that doesn't appear in the story yet, although Marth admits to being an active lesbian in #22.
> [#5 quoted in entirety, no comment]
Yeah, that's a good episode for trolls! Too bad it's the last funny episode in the story (why does Sozont have to eat *Bambi*?). I had hoped to continue the humor further, but the story acquired a mind of its own and went in a different direction.
> [holodeck-style Furry World] Is this the missing link between trekkies and furries?
Gee, nerdfish, you think maybe so? Is the lightbulb in your head starting to glow just a little? BTW, the holodeck stuff doesn't show up until episode #7. It doesn't seem that any goon was able to read that far.
> what the fuck does he meain by intrusive politics?
How nice of you to ask! See #18, #20, and #23. Just some RL politics I felt like throwing in, which intrudes on the furry story.
Okay, now for the really bad stuff:
> furries wish they were born as animals with knotted dicks
All SA'ers wish they were throwaway characters on Beavis & Butthead.
> I understand that you're a monsterously depressed individual unable to interact without a social, mental, and often physical mask to hide behind; you need professional help, now
Yes indeeed, IRQ, it's clear that you understand what your problem really is. So when will you start counseling?
> "Hi kids...daddy has a special need to put on an animal suit and have random sex with strangers. Of course, this may sound strange to you/your friends/the known world but I do it to express my individuality/sexuality/weirdness. If any of your friends make fun of you, tell them that you don't need friends that make fun of your parents."
So, Sventek, what exactly is wrong with this scenario? And why do you mention it? It isn't *my* secret desire--is it yours?
> I mean they're actually, truly, undoubtedly doing harm to children.
Not as much as you, Exilechamp. SA is an "attractive nuisance", corrupting unsuspecting nerdy youths who accidentally come across it on the web.
> I wonder if there is a license to hunt furries.... I'm not trying to be funny, I really want these sick fucks OFF my planet
So, Golobulus, would it make you proud to grow up to be a murderer? Killing people is immoral, even if they're wearing fursuits.
> I think now is the time we implement the final solution to the furry problem.
All SA'ers are Nazis and should be placed in concentration camps.
> someone put this fur-hole in a fur-nace like a bunch of unwanted Jewish kittens at the SPCA.
You are going straight to hell, Nazi scum. And you already know that, don't you? It's interesting that all mass murderers begin by torturing kittens.
Okay, six days later and the goons are still at it, adding more posts to their thread. What a bunch of obsessos! Tobu was my tool and mentioned this journal entry there, so some goons stopped by to post comments here. It seems that the goons who are still interested in this topic are very shy; most of them posted anonymously and most of their comments were of no redeeming social value, so I deleted them and disabled anonymous comments for now. If you've got something to say here, put your name on it or hold it in until next week.
> Oh no, replying with immature generalisations? Pot, kettle, black, grease stain in a fursuit...
Perhaps NMR understands what I was trying to say in this post. I merely substituted "goon" for "furry" in the same generalizations that SA'ers were making. If that hurts, you're just as hypersensitive as the ones you're making fun of.
> [All SA'ers wish they were throwaway characters on Beavis & Butthead] Awesome!
If NMR is admitting here that that he really *would* like to be a throwaway B&B char, he is exempt from my "Nazi scum" generalization because he is willing to look at himself.
> that is on a whole new level of furry dumbfuckery
I guess I'll take that as a compliment. I have invented a whole new level of something? Go me!
> Animals dont get off on sex
Um, what planet are you from, Serious Spam? Do you have any idea how many times a day a male chicken has sex with female chickens? Do you think he feels like a robot while he's "doing it"?
> Now stop being so damn funny, I have to get some work done today!
Oh, all right. Sheesh! What a killjoy.
> [A quoted paragraph from my
furryparents post]
WTF?
Seriously. WTF? [A quoted sentence from episode
#1]Please try harder, aliensex. I understand that this story doesn't match your cardboard-cutout mental picture of Furries, but if you ever intend to get anywhere in your life, you need to try harder to understand how your fellow humans think--yes, even the Furry ones.
> [Same post quote] Fun for the whole family.
Well, no, Shii. Sozont is rated NC-17. We're talking about "furry parents" here, not "furry families". But your confusion is understandable, since it seems your mental age is still at the level of "dead baby" jokes and you cannot wrap your head around the idea of ever becoming a parent yourself.
> [The story has other objectionable elements as well: M/M, M/F...] If you look away from the fact that it's a furry story we're talking about here: When did old fasioned male/female sex become objectionable? Or am I just misinterpreting the acronyms here?
In this case, ymgve, you can't look away from the fact that it's furry. Many furs are gay and might object to a story about straight furs.
> The acronyms are advertisements more than they are warnings.
Correct, IMJack! While some would object to M/F, furry parents would be expected to like that sort of thing.
> According to this guy, lesbian sex is the only non-obectionable form of sex.
No, it's just the only kind of sex that doesn't appear in the story yet, although Marth admits to being an active lesbian in #22.
> [#5 quoted in entirety, no comment]
Yeah, that's a good episode for trolls! Too bad it's the last funny episode in the story (why does Sozont have to eat *Bambi*?). I had hoped to continue the humor further, but the story acquired a mind of its own and went in a different direction.
> [holodeck-style Furry World] Is this the missing link between trekkies and furries?
Gee, nerdfish, you think maybe so? Is the lightbulb in your head starting to glow just a little? BTW, the holodeck stuff doesn't show up until episode #7. It doesn't seem that any goon was able to read that far.
> what the fuck does he meain by intrusive politics?
How nice of you to ask! See #18, #20, and #23. Just some RL politics I felt like throwing in, which intrudes on the furry story.
Okay, now for the really bad stuff:
> furries wish they were born as animals with knotted dicks
All SA'ers wish they were throwaway characters on Beavis & Butthead.
> I understand that you're a monsterously depressed individual unable to interact without a social, mental, and often physical mask to hide behind; you need professional help, now
Yes indeeed, IRQ, it's clear that you understand what your problem really is. So when will you start counseling?
> "Hi kids...daddy has a special need to put on an animal suit and have random sex with strangers. Of course, this may sound strange to you/your friends/the known world but I do it to express my individuality/sexuality/weirdness. If any of your friends make fun of you, tell them that you don't need friends that make fun of your parents."
So, Sventek, what exactly is wrong with this scenario? And why do you mention it? It isn't *my* secret desire--is it yours?
> I mean they're actually, truly, undoubtedly doing harm to children.
Not as much as you, Exilechamp. SA is an "attractive nuisance", corrupting unsuspecting nerdy youths who accidentally come across it on the web.
> I wonder if there is a license to hunt furries.... I'm not trying to be funny, I really want these sick fucks OFF my planet
So, Golobulus, would it make you proud to grow up to be a murderer? Killing people is immoral, even if they're wearing fursuits.
> I think now is the time we implement the final solution to the furry problem.
All SA'ers are Nazis and should be placed in concentration camps.
> someone put this fur-hole in a fur-nace like a bunch of unwanted Jewish kittens at the SPCA.
You are going straight to hell, Nazi scum. And you already know that, don't you? It's interesting that all mass murderers begin by torturing kittens.
Okay, six days later and the goons are still at it, adding more posts to their thread. What a bunch of obsessos! Tobu was my tool and mentioned this journal entry there, so some goons stopped by to post comments here. It seems that the goons who are still interested in this topic are very shy; most of them posted anonymously and most of their comments were of no redeeming social value, so I deleted them and disabled anonymous comments for now. If you've got something to say here, put your name on it or hold it in until next week.
> Oh no, replying with immature generalisations? Pot, kettle, black, grease stain in a fursuit...
Perhaps NMR understands what I was trying to say in this post. I merely substituted "goon" for "furry" in the same generalizations that SA'ers were making. If that hurts, you're just as hypersensitive as the ones you're making fun of.
> [All SA'ers wish they were throwaway characters on Beavis & Butthead] Awesome!
If NMR is admitting here that that he really *would* like to be a throwaway B&B char, he is exempt from my "Nazi scum" generalization because he is willing to look at himself.
> that is on a whole new level of furry dumbfuckery
I guess I'll take that as a compliment. I have invented a whole new level of something? Go me!
> Animals dont get off on sex
Um, what planet are you from, Serious Spam? Do you have any idea how many times a day a male chicken has sex with female chickens? Do you think he feels like a robot while he's "doing it"?
> Now stop being so damn funny, I have to get some work done today!
Oh, all right. Sheesh! What a killjoy.
Re: A little info that isn't trolling, why we don't take kindly to furs.
Date: 2004-09-07 05:02 pm (UTC)