All the Better to See You With, my Dear

(Subject line is from a furry fairy tale.)

So I was yerfing recently with sabotlours (whom I actually met once in meatspace) about my new Neurolens® brand eyeglasses and it occurred to me that they are something I could show on this blog that isn’t a stock chart.

A variety of prescriptions are simultaneously ground into these lenses.  I have myopia, and astigmatism, and exophoria, and cranial-nerve weakness.  This photo doesn’t really do justice to just how weird it is to look through these glasses (when not wearing them) and seeing how wavy everything is.

I am raising my bet to 180% short.  While the market heaves up and down, I keep short-selling at roughly the same price.  Hey look, it’s a series of lower highs — what more of an excuse do you want?  And we didn’t bounce off the upper lime-green line, which is bearish.

Doesn’t this chart just paint a picture of “choppy seas”?