pyesetz | Disney World 2015: Forewarning

Over the next two weeks, this journal will be taken over by a travelogue of my recent trip to the Walter E. Disney memorial World of amusement parks. You might want to remove me from your default feed if you don't want to see stuff like

OMG IT'S SO HOT!!!
I am old. The 21st century is a strange place.
Disney's corporatist hegemony creates a class-bound society in which racism and fun are used to hypnotize the proletariat and blah blah blah.
This trip is basically my retirement party as a breeder. My offspring are all grown up now (despite the anecdotes I tell in this travelogue).
The SEARING HEAT it BURNS!!!
The best-laid schemes of mice and men can be depended on to gang aft agley (that's Scottish, you know).
Living in Canada makes me feel superior to those poor Yanks who don't realize how bad they have it.
Some amusement rides are enjoyable.

I would especially recommend avoiding this journal for the next two weeks if you have issues with breeding, since a trip to Disney World with children is unavoidably a very child-oriented experience.