Online cookie contest!

[pyesetz]

Everyfur sees a different image above.  If you don't like what you see, please send me a note with corrections.  loganberrybunny: I am unable to pick you out of the crowd of anonymous fans I seem to have on BT-DSL, but if you call in from the Worcester library I should be able to put your name in lights from there.  giza: either your ISP is screwy or there are furs all over the world who read your friends list.

Contest Announcement: Combine two pieces of data from this post to construct a URL that will provide you with more information on how I generate the on-the-fly image above.
Prize: A snail-mailed bag of cookies!  I intend to send a bag to everyone who causes an appropriate line to appear in my website logfile.
Group effort: The cookies go to the person assigned the IP address at the moment when a winning URL was issued.  Splitting the spoils with any helpers you might have had is *your* problem.
Extra credit: My program raw.php (now in color!) contains three "Easter eggs": files for which the content it shows is not the same as what's actually on Furtopia's hard drive.  One of the three is raw.php itself -- it hides its own Easter eggs!  (I amuse myself here by linking to the Greatest Hack Ever.)  For a double-shipment of cookies, send me an email naming one of the other files and saying how you know that raw.php is lying about that file's content.
Hint: No way!  I've already made this too easy.  RL cookies cost real money, you know!
Deadline: I *might* terminate the contest at the end of the year. All attempts must be made by December 10th.

Oh, and I've returned from my vacation at Disney World. Here are some cynical pictures.

Comments

[aethwolf.livejournal.com]

Well, the log was interesting to skim over.

[aethwolf.livejournal.com]

Constructing that URL was too easy.

[pyesetz]

I've renamed the old logfile and changed the logger so it no longer prints furs' RL names.  I got the names off the web, but still some might find it upsetting to have so many dumped into one file.
     Unfortunately, this means people can no longer see the bizarre search-strings that have been used to find my site, such as

• LAND OF GENTLE FOLK
• CLEAR TMP AT BOOT
• COMPUTER GENERATED PEDO
• CARTOON PICTURES PORN LAW
• SHEEP NECKLACE FOR A GIRLFRIEND
• "GOING TO HELL" QUIZ
• VORE FISH STORY

I couldn't make this stuff up!

[aethwolf.livejournal.com]

Some of those, I don't recall seeing in the log file.

Once, someone used "edited with notepad +gifs" to find my site through Google.

You're a winner!

[pyesetz]

You are the first winner.  I'm sorry it was too easy for you, but computer talent varies widely and I'm hoping that someone will win who thinks of himself as not very talented.

Re: You're a winner!

[aethwolf.livejournal.com]

Yay for me!