Meme time - which book represents your personality?

[pyesetz]

You're The Dictionary!
by Merriam-Webster
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an exceptional speller and very well organized.

I actually work with the M-W in electronic form as part of my job!

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My wife is "Mists of Avalon."  Here's the result for my daughter:

You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.


Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

Comments

A tale of two cities

[zi-mugudarina.livejournal.com]

Hey look! I'm a screenplay writer! I hope my title hasn't already been taken!

*The tension between Claviarm and pyesetz hangs heavy in the air*
[cut to scene of Claviarm and pyesetz facing each other, a murderous glare in the eyes of both]
Claviarm: So...it has come to this...
pyesetz: It seems it has. Before we finish this, there's something you should know...
Claviarm: What's that?
pyesetz: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Claviarm: No! You can't be! It's not possible!
[Cut to black and white seen of a fat man riding a little girl's bike]
Fat Man: I'm the prettiest princess of them all!
[Cut to an ant walking accross Claviarm's screen]
Ant: What the hell was the point to the fat guy? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT PURPOSE THE FAT GUY SERVED?!?
[Cut to scene of warrenwolfy and Kevin the Pizza Whore]
*The stare into each other's eyes*
*It is clear from episode 34 when warrenwolfy handed Kevin the Pizza Whore his mail that one time that they are deeply in love*
[Cut to scene of Claviarm standing over pyesetz's fallen form]
Claviarm: It's over...at last it's over...
*Claviarm begins to walk off into the sunset*
[Cut to close up of pyesetz's face]
*pyesetz's eyes snap open*
DA DA DA DA DUN!!!!!!!!

Re: A tale of two spoogers

[pyesetz]

I wish I had some of whatever you've been smoking.  Why is claviarm capitalized but Pyesetz and WarrenWolfy aren't?

I see a lot of ALF-isms in this narrative.  Someone has been reading but not posting...

I guess that the fat guy represents the dream world.  Perhaps he fell out of a wormhole and landed on his ass at Homestead?

I have not seen any other text that associates Warren with a love of male humans, though I suppose it would make sense if Kevin were a werewolf.

What does "DA DA DA DA DUN" mean?  Is that a literary allusion?

Re: A tale of two spoogers

[zi-mugudarina.livejournal.com]

I didn't capitalize Pyesetz or WarrenWolfy as they are not capitalized in the LiveJournal names and people are oddly sensitive online about the capitalization of their given names.

I have no idea what the fat guy represents, but in an art film one must always have a strange and confusing sequence shot in black and white.

My reference to WarrenWolfy liking Kevin the Pizza Whore was simply because FanFiction authors always do some rediculous relationship between two characters that have nothing to do with each other and then usually try to back it up with very poor evidence.

"DA DA DA DA DUN" is an allusion, though to something so horribly obscure I shan't mention it.

Re: A tale of two spoogers

[zi-mugudarina.livejournal.com]

I hate to double post, but it occurs to me to add:
Yes I realize that livejournal does not allow the capitalization of any name but I know Claviarm capitalizes his first "C" and figured if I had to guess it best to err on the side of caution.