Happy Anniversary to me!

[pyesetz]

Yesterday was the 13th anniversary of my marriage.  Among other gifts, Wifey gave me:

1. A 12" Eeyore plushie.
2. A book Furry Logic with cute animal pictures and sayings.
3. An admission that LJ user stuffedwithfluf is actually her sock puppet.  Better read this fast, folks!  This may become a friends-only post after a rolling pin and some dishes go flying past my computer...

It's amazing the things you still don't notice after knowing a person for half your life!  I mean really, Wifey is a Mama Bear?!?  This is a woman who sometimes meows but never growls or roars except with words--and it seems she's been hiding her preference for Barry Manilow for 20 years because she knows I like Billy Joel.

When I first showed Wifey my Furry homepage, her response could be paraphrased as "A Dog?!?  But you act nothing like our new puppy!  I married a hyper feline/melancholy donkey--where did this dog come from?"  Maybe that's why our marriage is so *normal*; our crazinesses don't mesh.

Some choice quotes from the Furry Logic book:

• [Beaver] I would be unstoppable, if I could just get started.
• [Penguin] Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.
• [Lion] All power corrupts; absolute power is kinda neat.
• [Penguin] The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

I brought the plushie into the office and nestled the book in its paws.  If a program isn't going well, I can always cuddle my Eeyore and think of Wifey Wuv.  *Melts into a stereotypical furry puddle.*