One of those Quiz thingies
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zinar7. Thanks to ethethlay for making it seem useful to fill this out.
• name = Pyesetz
• piercings = None
• tattoos = None
• height = 5'10"
• shoe size = 10½
• siblings = 1 left
[LAST...]
• movie you watched = "Brother Bear"
• movie you bought = Some kids' thing
• song you listened to = "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen
• cd you bought = "Shrek 2" the PC game
• cd you listened to = home-made
• person you've called = Wifey
• person that's called you = Wifey or Daughter
• tv show you've watched = "Daily Show" - John Stewart
[DO...]
• you have a crush on someone = Nope, married her
• you wish you could live somewhere else = Canada
• you think about suicide = Nope
• you believe in online dating = Worked for me!
• others think you are attractive = Sometimes
• you want more piercings = No
• you like roller coasters = Yes, but I prefer accelerations less than 3g !
• you write in cursive or print = Mostly print
[FOR OR AGAINST...]
• long distance relationships = Closer is better.
• using someone = Sounds like a loaded question, unless you mean a mutually-loveless sex-only relationship. That's better than nothing.
• suicide = Mostly against. There are lots of people alive today who are glad their suicide attempts failed.
• people = People are good. They invented computers.
• smoking = Some substances are better than others. I'm against government propaganda that claims all unprescribed drugs are equally bad.
• driving drunk = Would be nice if a computer could drive the drunkard's car home for him.
• gay/lesbian relationships = Being part of a breeding pair makes me feel like a winner, but if you're bread isn't buttered that way, it's better for everyone if you hook up with someone you actually like instead of living a lie.
[HAVE YOU...]
• ever cried over a girl = Yes
• ever cried over a boy = No
• ever lied to someone = Yes
• ever been in a fist fight = Yes
[WHAT...]
• shampoo do you use = Whatever's around
• shoes do you wear = Walmart sneakers
[NUMBER...]
• of times I have been in love = Several
• of times I have had my heart broken = Once
• of hearts I have broken = Several
• of times my name has appeared in the paper = The only time I know about is the real-estate notice from when I bought my house.
• things in my past that I regret = Many. Usually the thoughtless things. Most of the the premeditated illegal/immoral/fattening things I've done don't bother me.
[DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...]
• pretty = No.
• funny = Yes, but others disagree.
• hot = I was a hothead as a kid, but I try to stay cool now.
• friendly = Not when I'm running a software debugger
• amusing = Often
• ugly = Maybe not
• loveable = Apparently
• caring = Sometimes
• sweet = This word has sometimes been used to describe me
• dorky = Yes and DAMNED PROUD OF IT!
[FAVORITE...]
• 5 letter word: Start
• Actor/actress: whatever
• Cartoon: Dexter's Lab(?)
• Cereal: Cheerios
• Chewing gum: Not into it anymore
• Colour: brown
• Colour nail polish: Red, but not on myself
• Day of the week: They're all a blur!
• Flower: whatever
• Jelly flavour: They all taste like sugar
• Jewelry: wristwatch
• Summer/Winter: Winter, since it's more temperate here in NJ.
[Person who last.. ]
• Slept in your bed: Wifey
• Yelled at you: Wifey
• Sent you an email: Some spammer. Before that: Wifey.
[Have you ever.. ]
• Said "I love you" and meant it? Yes
• Gone out in public in your pajamas: No
• Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
• Cried during a movie: "Benji"
• Planned your week based on the TV: Not completely
• Been to New York: Yes
• Been to California: Yes
• Hawaii: No
• China: No
• Canada: Yes
• Europe: Yes
• Asia: No
• South Africa: No
• Australia: No
• Wished you were another gender: No
• What time is it now? Saturday morning, 11:31 AM
[This or That?]
• Apples or bananas? Apples
• Blue or red? Chartreuse - the third-party candidate!
• Walmart or Target? Walmart. The employees seem less unhappy there.
• Spring or Autumn? Spring
• What are you gonna do after you finish this? Click "Preview" a whole bunch of times while making minor tweaks, then click "Update Journal"
• What was the last meal you ate? Home-cooked dinner: chicken and broccoli.
• Are you bored? Not right now
• Last noise you heard? Creaky house
• Last smell you sniffed? Warm clothing in a dryer
[Friendship/Love]
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. At first smell, maybe.
• Do you want children one day & if so, how many? Got two already! Yes, they *are* annoying, but then so was I as a kid.
• Most important thing to you in a friendship is: laughter.
[Other Info]
• Criminal record? No. Whenever I've been caught, I've always gotten off with a warning.
• Do you speak any other languages? Bits of Russian.
• Last book you read? "Eats Shoots & Leaves" -- Lynne Truss
• something in your bedroom you like? pillow.
[You]
• Nickname(s): PieSplatz???
• How old do you look? somewhere between 30 and 50
• How old do you act? 30-35
• Glasses/Contacts: Glasses. Used to have contacts. Loved them. But got corneal edema.
• Braces: Yup. They cracked my tooth enamel, so I had to get the front teeth capped 20 years later. Breaking a tooth on a pretzel is not fun!
• Do you have any pets? A dog
• You get embarrassed: Yes
• What makes you happy? Successful computer programs!
• What upsets you? politics.
[Finish the sentence:]
• I Love to: press buttons
• I Miss: "Euphrates" brand sesame crackers
• I Wish: emigrating to Canada weren't so hard!
• I Hope: humans will evolve into better creatures.
• I'm Annoyed at: how long this survey is.
• I Want to be: remembered.
• I Would Never: paint an entire town red.
• I Am Tired of: doing the same job for 15 years.
zinar7. Thanks to ethethlay for making it seem useful to fill this out.• name = Pyesetz
• piercings = None
• tattoos = None
• height = 5'10"
• shoe size = 10½
• siblings = 1 left
[LAST...]
• movie you watched = "Brother Bear"
• movie you bought = Some kids' thing
• song you listened to = "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen
• cd you bought = "Shrek 2" the PC game
• cd you listened to = home-made
• person you've called = Wifey
• person that's called you = Wifey or Daughter
• tv show you've watched = "Daily Show" - John Stewart
[DO...]
• you have a crush on someone = Nope, married her
• you wish you could live somewhere else = Canada
• you think about suicide = Nope
• you believe in online dating = Worked for me!
• others think you are attractive = Sometimes
• you want more piercings = No
• you like roller coasters = Yes, but I prefer accelerations less than 3g !
• you write in cursive or print = Mostly print
[FOR OR AGAINST...]
• long distance relationships = Closer is better.
• using someone = Sounds like a loaded question, unless you mean a mutually-loveless sex-only relationship. That's better than nothing.
• suicide = Mostly against. There are lots of people alive today who are glad their suicide attempts failed.
• people = People are good. They invented computers.
• smoking = Some substances are better than others. I'm against government propaganda that claims all unprescribed drugs are equally bad.
• driving drunk = Would be nice if a computer could drive the drunkard's car home for him.
• gay/lesbian relationships = Being part of a breeding pair makes me feel like a winner, but if you're bread isn't buttered that way, it's better for everyone if you hook up with someone you actually like instead of living a lie.
[HAVE YOU...]
• ever cried over a girl = Yes
• ever cried over a boy = No
• ever lied to someone = Yes
• ever been in a fist fight = Yes
[WHAT...]
• shampoo do you use = Whatever's around
• shoes do you wear = Walmart sneakers
[NUMBER...]
• of times I have been in love = Several
• of times I have had my heart broken = Once
• of hearts I have broken = Several
• of times my name has appeared in the paper = The only time I know about is the real-estate notice from when I bought my house.
• things in my past that I regret = Many. Usually the thoughtless things. Most of the the premeditated illegal/immoral/fattening things I've done don't bother me.
[DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...]
• pretty = No.
• funny = Yes, but others disagree.
• hot = I was a hothead as a kid, but I try to stay cool now.
• friendly = Not when I'm running a software debugger
• amusing = Often
• ugly = Maybe not
• loveable = Apparently
• caring = Sometimes
• sweet = This word has sometimes been used to describe me
• dorky = Yes and DAMNED PROUD OF IT!
[FAVORITE...]
• 5 letter word: Start
• Actor/actress: whatever
• Cartoon: Dexter's Lab(?)
• Cereal: Cheerios
• Chewing gum: Not into it anymore
• Colour: brown
• Colour nail polish: Red, but not on myself
• Day of the week: They're all a blur!
• Flower: whatever
• Jelly flavour: They all taste like sugar
• Jewelry: wristwatch
• Summer/Winter: Winter, since it's more temperate here in NJ.
[Person who last.. ]
• Slept in your bed: Wifey
• Yelled at you: Wifey
• Sent you an email: Some spammer. Before that: Wifey.
[Have you ever.. ]
• Said "I love you" and meant it? Yes
• Gone out in public in your pajamas: No
• Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
• Cried during a movie: "Benji"
• Planned your week based on the TV: Not completely
• Been to New York: Yes
• Been to California: Yes
• Hawaii: No
• China: No
• Canada: Yes
• Europe: Yes
• Asia: No
• South Africa: No
• Australia: No
• Wished you were another gender: No
• What time is it now? Saturday morning, 11:31 AM
[This or That?]
• Apples or bananas? Apples
• Blue or red? Chartreuse - the third-party candidate!
• Walmart or Target? Walmart. The employees seem less unhappy there.
• Spring or Autumn? Spring
• What are you gonna do after you finish this? Click "Preview" a whole bunch of times while making minor tweaks, then click "Update Journal"
• What was the last meal you ate? Home-cooked dinner: chicken and broccoli.
• Are you bored? Not right now
• Last noise you heard? Creaky house
• Last smell you sniffed? Warm clothing in a dryer
[Friendship/Love]
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. At first smell, maybe.
• Do you want children one day & if so, how many? Got two already! Yes, they *are* annoying, but then so was I as a kid.
• Most important thing to you in a friendship is: laughter.
[Other Info]
• Criminal record? No. Whenever I've been caught, I've always gotten off with a warning.
• Do you speak any other languages? Bits of Russian.
• Last book you read? "Eats Shoots & Leaves" -- Lynne Truss
• something in your bedroom you like? pillow.
[You]
• Nickname(s): PieSplatz???
• How old do you look? somewhere between 30 and 50
• How old do you act? 30-35
• Glasses/Contacts: Glasses. Used to have contacts. Loved them. But got corneal edema.
• Braces: Yup. They cracked my tooth enamel, so I had to get the front teeth capped 20 years later. Breaking a tooth on a pretzel is not fun!
• Do you have any pets? A dog
• You get embarrassed: Yes
• What makes you happy? Successful computer programs!
• What upsets you? politics.
[Finish the sentence:]
• I Love to: press buttons
• I Miss: "Euphrates" brand sesame crackers
• I Wish: emigrating to Canada weren't so hard!
• I Hope: humans will evolve into better creatures.
• I'm Annoyed at: how long this survey is.
• I Want to be: remembered.
• I Would Never: paint an entire town red.
• I Am Tired of: doing the same job for 15 years.
