Schmeckelstein on Sukkot

There is no truth to this essay whatsoever!  I have never in my life had anonymous gay sex in a fursuit while davening the Talmud in a Sukkah!  Who comes up with these rumors?

Tonight is the last night of Sukkot.  My Sukkah was on the moving van until yesterday, so there's not much point in assembling it for just the last day.