Bill in Portland Maine is so lupine!

Here's Bill:

35	Number of words TIME magazine devoted to Judge Anna Diggs Taylor's ruling that President Bush's warrantless domestic wiretapping program is unconstitutional.
1,109	The number of words in the same issue on the extradition of John Mark Karr.

To put that in perspective, 1,109 words equals:

4	readings of the Gettysburg Address
6	renditions of the song "Endless Love."
7½	readings of Robert Frost's The Road Less Taken
26	Hail Marys
139	cries of "Son of a bitch, I stubbed my toe!"

Or you could tell your local pizza place to "add extra cheese and hold the anchovies" 158 times.

But I digress. Which reminds me...you could write "But I digress" 369 times to equal the length of TIME's JonBenet Ramsey article. But I digress again. (277 times.) Stop it! (554 times.) Twit. (1,109 times.)