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Three names you go by:

1. Pyesetz (pronounced Песец or /'pʲe.sɪʦ/ or “PAY–sits”).
2. Pyesetz (pronounced “PIE–sets” to match the Anglo spelling).
3. Daddy  (pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove, but only on special occasions).

Three parts of your heritage:

1. Jewish.
2. Eastern European.
3. Terran.

Three things that scare you:

1. Utahans who still think Bush Jr. is a good president.
2. The true enormity of the Vast Fascist Conspiracy.
3. When the Grim Reaper says, "So why didn't you ever finish your thesis?"

Three of your everyday essentials:

1. My trusty laptop.
2. Juicy Juice  (100% juice for 100% aardvarks-drawn-as-anthro-bears).
3. Billmon (here is a good one).

Three things you are wearing right now:

1. Digital watch.  I've been wearing them for almost thirty years now.  Douglas Adams was wrong!
2. Flexon®™ brand eyeglasses, because El Cheapo frames break when I wiggle my ears:
3. Wedding ring.  Haven't taken it off in 14 years—now my finger-joint is a bit ossified and the ring is no longer removable.

2.718± of your favorite bands or musical artists:

1. Billy Joel.
2. Boston.
3. Leonard Cohen.

3.14 of your favorite songs:

1. Shades of Grey - Billy Joel
2. River of Dreams - Billy Joel.
3. Fantasie Impromptu - Frédéric Chopin.

308.9224e−02 things you want in a relationship (other than Real Love):

1. Accomplishment.
2. Activity planning.
3. Kidlets.

Two truths and a lie:

1. Two parallel lines sometimes meet, in non-Euclidean geometry.
2. Kansas really is flatter than a pancake.
3. I have a Prince Albert (NSFW).