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pyesetzMy dog (we'll call him "Walnut") is a West Highland Terrier. Here is a old picture of him as a young puppy. He is very, very fast. In puppy-training classes he beat all the other dogs at "race to the treat". When he races with kid #2, the boy runs straight to the finish line while Walnut prances all over the yard—and still beats him in the end!
Some years we have a rabbit family living under our shed. It seems 2005 is one of those years. Walnut is a digging dog, so yesterday he dug himself into the rabbit hole, but didn't find anything. Then a rabbit came into the yard, so Walnut decided to chase a rabbit for his very first time. They were almost evenly matched, but as the chase continued Walnut continued to get ever closer.
Finally Walnut overtook the rabbit and bit him on the neck. Walnut loves taking things in his mouth and shaking them, so he shook the rabbit like it was a tug-o'-war toy. Oops! Poor widdle rabbit done broke its neck. Of course the wife and *edit* kid #2 were like, "eww!", while kid #1 wanted an anatomy lesson. I wished I could have congratulated Walnut on his kill for our family, but rabbits aren't kosher and I don't eat them.
What really happened: Delete everything after the red square above. The rabbit jumped through a hole in the fence and Walnut stopped on a dime with a quizzical look on his face. Walnut remains a virgin as a game-killer... for now.
Some years we have a rabbit family living under our shed. It seems 2005 is one of those years. Walnut is a digging dog, so yesterday he dug himself into the rabbit hole, but didn't find anything. Then a rabbit came into the yard, so Walnut decided to chase a rabbit for his very first time. They were almost evenly matched, but as the chase continued Walnut continued to get ever closer.
Finally Walnut overtook the rabbit and bit him on the neck. Walnut loves taking things in his mouth and shaking them, so he shook the rabbit like it was a tug-o'-war toy. Oops! Poor widdle rabbit done broke its neck. Of course the wife and *edit* kid #2 were like, "eww!", while kid #1 wanted an anatomy lesson. I wished I could have congratulated Walnut on his kill for our family, but rabbits aren't kosher and I don't eat them.What really happened: Delete everything after the red square above. The rabbit jumped through a hole in the fence and Walnut stopped on a dime with a quizzical look on his face. Walnut remains a virgin as a game-killer... for now.
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 12:35 pm (UTC)Anyway, I'm not that anthro. =;P
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-08 09:57 am (UTC)Yay!
The Terrier was bred to hunt small game, correct? I'm sure he'll be able to get them in time. Then you'll get to wake up to the mangled corpses of formerly cute animals on your porch. :)
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Date: 2005-04-08 08:40 pm (UTC)We aims to please! My next guess was going to be "Washington DC".
mangled corpses of formerly cute animals
Could happen...